Sunday, 31 January 2016

How to sing a jazz chord

Jazz Camp Day 2 (Saturday).

Jazz tunes often go for quite a while - sometimes for ten minutes or so.  But when you look at what the musicians have on their music stands, it's usually just a single page of notations.  This is something that has always puzzled me.

Now, thanks to this jazz workshop, I know the answer.

The page of notations is called a "head".  It provides the basic tune and chord progressions.  The musicians learn the head, then use it as a jumping off point for their improvisations.  They refer to the beginning and ending of a song as "head in" and "head out".

If you're doing an improvisation and want the group to return to the head, tap your head, and they will know what to do.

Today is again packed with lessons and ensemble practice.

I'm feeling very glad that I never became a schoolteacher.  There are nine people in our ensemble, and it's a big effort for Lauren to keep everyone focused.  Teenagers are chatting, tooting their horns, play-fighting, daydreaming.  I'm happy that it's not my job to keep them in line.  Nonetheless, they are all good musicians.

Wind instruments are tuned differently from pianos, guitars and voices.  They have to transpose their music.  The trumpets play in a different key from the saxophones.  What a nightmare.

The solution is to name the chords by number, because everyone can translate that to their own instrument.

There's been a change to our songs for the show tomorrow night.  We are no longer playing So danço samba (the song I knew).  Instead we are going to play Blue Bossa.  It's not Brazilian, and I only faintly recognise it.  So there's lots of work to do.

My co-singer, Lily, is fifteen and has a sweet, tuneful voice.  As we discuss our various challenges, we develop some rapport.

We learn about guide tones, scat syllables and swing rhythm.  I don't have a natural feel for swing.  Lauren tells me to stop listening to Brazilian music for a couple of days and only listen to Count Basie.  I don't think she realises what a sacrifice this would be.

In the middle of Theory class, a young boy points to the window.  The bright sunshine has disappeared and it's gone dark.  There's thunder and lightning and the lights go out.  Inside it's pitch-black, and outside the rain is bucketing down.

Now the roof of the chapel is leaking, and cleaners have to come in and mop up the water, ready for a wedding that's happening this afternoon.  A lighting strike has blown up the photocopier, so we can't get any copies made.

During improvisation class, we  learn the progression of chords that makes up the blues pattern.  I explain that I have never worked with chords.  I played clarinet, and that didn't play chords, and I certainly can't sing a chord.  Vocal coach Lauren says that's no excuse.  A singer needs to learn how to "arpeggiate" a chord.  You can't sing the notes all at once, but you can sing them one after the other.

This is not easy to learn, and I start to feel stressed.  There is so much to learn.  I remind myself to breathe, relax and open myself to the new information.  If you are not feeling some degree of discomfort and ambiguity, you are probably not learning anything.

I'm tired and need to learn our two songs tonight.  We'll be performing them tomorrow night.


Monday, 25 January 2016

Back to Skool


January in Australia is summer holiday time.  It's like August in Europe - lots of people take time off work and head for the beaches.

When I take my long break in January, I like to learn something new.

So when I see an advertisement for a three-day Jazz Camp, I want to be there.  It's near where I live, and looks like an excellent opportunity to learn some new techniques.  There's a wonderful line-up of musicians teaching, including my friend Lauren (we met at the first Cabaret Summer School) who is now a professional jazz singer.  But it looks like this event is for school kids.  Am I eligible to attend?  I complete the online registration form, and in the comments box I type "Is it for grown-ups too?"

I receive an email saying "Most participants will be aged between 11 and 21.  If that's OK with you, it's OK with us.".  Well, the 21-years olds are adults, and the 11-year-olds will be super-talented.  Whatever they are learning, I should also learn.

Arriving at the school on Day 1 (Friday), dozens of eager young people are milling around.  I join the queue to register, and announce myself to the lady at the desk.

 "Yes, and who's your kid?"

"I am the kid."

I put on my name tag and survey the scene.  Gee, I'm even older than the Mummies and Daddies who are standing chatting in the hallway.

The students are herded into the Harmony Room.  All the kids sit down on the floor.  I make an exception for myself and grab a chair.

The teachers are introduced and they perform a couple of pieces for us.  Lauren leads us in a warm-up exercise.

Next, there is an audition process for each instrument, so we can be grouped into ensembles.  I join Lauren and half a dozen young girls for the vocal auditions.

At the end of the morning-tea break, our groups are announced.  I'm in Lauren's ensemble, along with another singer.

We move to another building.  A lady steps out of her glass-fronted office and asks me, "Are you the new staff member?"

There are nine in our ensemble, and we are asked to introduce ourselves.  All the kids state their ages, ranging from eleven to seventeen.  When my turn comes, I say "I'm Shelley, I'm fifty-six..."  It sounds so ludicrous, everyone laughs.

After lunch there is a theory/rhythm class.  I place myself in the Beginner group, because I want to make sure I get the jazz basics.  It's a good decision, as there is plenty of new information presented.

Finally, there is another ensemble practice.  In the concert we will play two pieces - "Freddy Freeloader" by Miles Davis and "Só Danço Samba" by A.C. Jobim.  Hooray!  I know the Brazilian song!

A huge amount of information and practice has been packed into this one day.

We have overnight "homework", and tomorrow morning we'll be back at school.


Friday, 8 January 2016

Ask the universe

As I have mentioned, when we were in Rio de Janeiro last year we found the perfect venue for our show.

We went to the club on a Saturday night.  I spoke with the proprietor, who said all the right things - yes, he would put us on the program, yes that will be great.  He confirmed this when I phoned him from Australia after returning home.

Now, I'm not receiving any responses to the many emails I've sent.  It seems that "yes" really means "no".

I want to lock in the date for our show.

I want to book our flights to Brazil - with the Olympic Games being held there this year, there is likely to be heavy demand.

But I can't do anything until we have a venue.

It seems we need to look for another place to perform.  This is very difficult to do from Australia.  I prepare a showreel video from the footage of our show in Jaraguá, and send it to another venue that we saw in Rio.  There is no response.

We have two main options:
1. Find a venue that will put us on the program, and rely on their advertising to draw an audience, or
2. Hire a venue, and take the responsibility for our own promotion.

Option #1 would be a much easier way to organise a show in a foreign country.

Surely there must be artist agents or promoters in Rio, who could help us to get a gig?

I contact some of the people I know in Brazil, to see if they know someone who can help me with my project.  But none of the leads take me anywhere.  I send a lot of emails out into the ether, and still nothing.

I even apply to be featured on a reality TV show that promises to help the selected few achieve their goals.  So far, no response.

It was a few years ago that I first heard the phrase "Ask the Universe".  Initially I was very sceptical of this idea - it's too ridiculous to suggest that the universe is listening.  But now I realise it just means "Ask everyone you know, and at some point there will be a breakthrough".  My universe consists of everyone I know, everyone they know, etc.

So I am going to keep asking.  Eventually I will find the right people to help me.

I am very determined to make this concert happen.

Having come this far, I am not going to stop short of the finish line.